We kinda just threw a toprope down, and climbed up where it fell… I think we may have made up our own router, but it was still my favorite of the weekend. Below is Parnas sending it home.

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Digital Climbing Rebuses

First attempt at making these digitally – I think they came out pretty clean, but you better be up on your climbing vocab to get any of these!


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Rebus Rebus Everywhere.

Rebus Sketches – Scan #8 – The right on the left are pretty general, but the eight on the right… you might have to have some rock climbing experience to understand.


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Cajon Table – Raw Footage

Some raw footage of the Cajon Tables, synchronized with the audio track. Hopefully this video will start to get done now. See the full project here.

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Rebus City, Bitch.

Rebus Sketches – Scan #1 – Top three are classics to get you in the Rebus game, but the rest are originals. This one has 4 architecture puzzles, 3 drumming puzzles, and 2 general squares.


Rebus Sketches – Scan #2 – Keep in mind that many of these are just not too good – hence why they are sketches. Architectural knowledge will help with most of the below.


Rebus Sketches – Scan #3 – All pretty general, but you can’t get one of them if you don’t know Syracuse University.


Rebus Sketches – Scan #4 – My scanning skills are not the best.


Rebus Sketches – Scan #5 – A TV show, two Star Wars, some office specific, and architecture and some general puzzles.


Rebus Sketches – Scan #6 – Not my best (scanning or puzzles) but they are all pretty general.


Rebus Sketches – Scan #7 – Some of these are pretty good; Some architecture (and it’s software programs), a band name, a drum set one, ect ect. I’d be impressed if you can get the bottom left corner puzzle – it’s beautiful but difficult.


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For my first act….

A series of my favorite jokes. Man, this list never ends.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs….

…on your front porch? Matt.
…or outside your shower? Same thing.
…in your mail box? Bill. Or on your table after dinner.
…floating in the ocean? Bob.
…under your car? Jack.
…in your coffee? Joe.
…in a pile of leaves? Rustle.
…in your bathroom? John.
…with a drill bit in between his teeth? Chuck.
…in a hole? Phil.
…in a crock-pot? Stu.
…on the floor of a salon? Harry.
…in your garden? Pete.
…who was thrown across a pond? Skip.
…on a poker table? Chip.
…stuffed with cotton like an animal? Teddy.
…in your toolbox? Allen.
who lives in a church? Christian.
…at an apple farm? Mac.
…who is spouting oil? Derrick.
…on the edge of a mountain? Cliff.
…in the end zone? Spike.
…with a small cut? Nick.
…between two chains? Link. (hyaaaa!)
…on a hill? Roland.
…in a bank vault? Rich.
…in a car? Otto.
…on a piece of paper? Mark.
…featured on a breaking news story? Justin.
…in a hot dog bun? Frank.
And how about a lady between some hamburger buns? Patty.

A women with no arms and legs hanging from the chandelier? Crystal.
A women with no arms and no legs on a beach? Sandy.
…On a fence? Barb.
…in a pond? Lilly.
…in a purse? Carrie.
…in a steam? Brooke.
…on a tennis court? Annette.
…who burns all her credit card bills and student loans?Bernadette
…at a car dealership? Alexis.
…in your garden? Rose. (Violet, Daisy, ect.)
…who is quite jolly? Mary.
Put those together and you might find her in your kitchen? Rosemary.
A woman with no arms and no legs who doesn’t know her worth? Penny.
How about a women with only one leg? Eileen
…and if she’s Asian? Irene.

Whaddta call a girl with no arms and no legs who lives in a library? Page.
How about a guy who lives there too? Reed.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.
How about a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idear.
Or a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitalia? Still no fucking idear.
How about a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
And a cow with only three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t much matter, he won’t come anyway!

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no head? Chester.
How about a good looking one between your drywall? A Stud.
A man with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
What do you call his arms and legs? Pieces of Art.
How about if he has no tongue? Tasteless Art.
How about a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no torso? Dick.

And maybe my favorite, thought of by my friend Anthony:
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs….joke?

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